You continue to meet expectations…
“See you later” “Not if I see you first!”
I love this one. It takes a moment, but it’s good!
Doing it your way will also work…
This question makes no sense because I’m British and we make literally anything sound like an insult.
Per my last email
“govern yourself accordingly” would likely have been on there, I imagine
In a similar vein, if something is written down: really nitpicking on grammatical and spelling mistakes and adding [sic] to quotes.
My relationship with you is going almost well
“This tastes … interesting”
You’re at the top of the bell curve.
Well, at least you’re pretty!
Which is right behind the obvious:
Bless your heart!
Your dress is very popular!
Bless his/her heart…
“Your wife, sir, under the pretense of keeping a bawdy house, is a receiver of stolen goods” -Samuel Johnson
Out of all the _____, this is one of them!