• Squid@lemmings.world
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    1 year ago

    My dog will eat condoms and menstrual pads out of the trash and drink piss water in the toilet the the kids never flushed. I’ll never let that sicko lick my face

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      Mine does the same! Disgusting little fucker. He tries to eat my dirty undies too and eats his own vomit. When he comes up and gently gives me a little wet kiss on the face, I friggin melt. Some things are just worth it I guess. There are probably worse ways to die. I try not to think about it too much (we are all getting pretty good at that these days as a coping mechanism aren’t we?)

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      1 year ago

      My dogs like to go into the trash too, so you know what I do? I keep the trash bins in cupboards and closed rooms.

      They’d also drink out of the toilet, but you know what I do? I close the lid.

      I get that with kids it would be hard to be consistent with these things, but there really are some very simple solutions.