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You’re keeping it this time?
Sure it is yours?
Yes.
My mom found her at an abandoned building known for being a spot where people dumps cats. It is full of strays.
When’s the funeral?
Have you told him it’s mine?
Did the abortion fail?
A baby? In this economy?
Everyone here a potential father too?
Are you keeping it?
Hey guys, I’m pregnant too.
Oh it’s not that kind of shower?
You’re under arrest for child abuse
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
I’m a registered sex offender
That’d do the job, I reckon
I’m required by law to inform you…
“So who’s the father this time?”
“Too bad your boyfriend couldn’t come.”