strong Matilda vibes

I heard that text. “bAd AnD nAuGhTy ChIlDrEn GeT pUt In ThE pEaR wIgGlEr To AtOnE fOr ThEiR cRiMeS”.

This just needs better marketing. With the right ad campaign we will have kids standing in line to ride the pear wiggler.

i grow tired of this world. throw me in the pear wiggler