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“Desire to install Ubuntu”

Haha. The reason why I installed Arch was because of my fear of telemetry.

It takes 183563965 human egg cells to make an omelette equivalent to 2 large chicken eggs. :3

Double it. Then the other guy will double it, and so on. Infinite loop = no deaths.

Since it is “for the children”, I’m sure they won’t give a shit about censorship.

Prepare your VPNs. This will be one hell of a ride.

So heroin is fine?

(I don’t do drugs, it is just a joke)

I use a ball bearing to rotate my pfp.

No, I just bend space time to make it appear as if my avatar is spinning. (In all seriousness, yes if you use Kbin)

Also applies to the Snap version of Firefox.

Well… That’s unfortunate.

It sucks that even water costs money.

I prefer Custom_juice.

You can’t edit code easily if it’s on a piece of paper. It is also stupidity.

The word “daddy” has been so sexualized to the point to where if I have kids (highly unlikely scenario, since I use Arch Linux), I’ll just have them call me “father”.

(insert kekw emoji here)

Infinite Genders

(Pun intended)

Soon there will be a rotating torafugu pufferfish gender.

Please tell me this is real.

It takes 183,563,965 human egg cells to make an omelette equivalent to 2 large chicken eggs.
I did the calculations myself.

You forgot Minecraft.