What a terrible day to be literate
my bf once used a cum shot to ““get it out faster”” once
Jeebus. Is he a tough motherfucker or did he regret this strategy? Also, did he use a bite stick as he neared completion?
Need more details, please.
Amazingly enough getting hard is a valid strategy as your tube does become more open… But still that’s like something I don’t think would work lol
I like the joke. However, I just gonna say, sounding really isn’t intended to be a painful activity when done in a kink context. Despite looking crazy it’s intended for pleasure not masochism
Im not falling for this again, last time I ended up in A&E (ER for you gun lovers) having to have a twig removed.
Disgusting. Horrible. Awful. Terrible. A crime to the eyes. Atrocious. Upvoted.
I’m willing to try anything at least once.
Except this, probably.
You can get an electrified sounding kit if that is what you are really after. But yeah, the regular crap just sounds boring, so I wouldn’t try it either.
Its not boring, and if you’re not revolted by the thought of it like other pansies in these comments, I recommend you give it a chance!
boring
groan
If they’re a sounding afficinado, it would be like a throwing star down a hallway.
This sounds as anatomically likely as vaginas getting looser with more sexual partners.
que? those seem like pretty obviously different things to me, in one you’re specifically stretching the tube, in the other you’re not.
Do not google it.
Me checkin the comments section be like…
“Call my dick a sling, cause it’s throwin’ stones”.
Imma go bury myself, now.
I’M HER, I’VE BEEN HIM
I have never had the displeasure of kidney stones, but I am sure that even a 3 or 4mm jagged crystallized rock is still going to hurt like a bitch compared the 7mm smooth surgical grade steel rod that often occupies that space.
Upgrade from the smooth sounding rod to the jagged calcium deposit.
What game is that? I need it
to get attached to fictional characters and feel the soul-crushing weight of reality when the game is overfor research.Thank you! The description and the comments make me a bit nervous because it sounds like one hell of an experience, but I’ll give in a try when I’m in the mood for an emotional breakdown :3
I had to take three days off work to recover from this game.
This post right here officer.
Javelin throwing
I love soundings!