He has the bravery to tell it like it is.
He was sent by God to save America, doncha know?
I am FLABBERGASTED. Big China is making this shit up, fooling us, and the average American doesn’t even notice that the government is lying to us. You’re inside the eye of the hurricane? Grow the fuck up! There is no hurricane, only weak minds. When I was young, I had to walk 15 miles to school EVERY DAY. Without shirt. And did I complain? No, because this is how national heroes are made. By sacrifice. You tell me a storm wiped away your house and the whole city is flooded? I say your mind is flooded. With weakness. I advise you to get out there and cast your vote. Trump 2024. Trump will drain your mind. You will see. And don’t say I didn’t tell you, because I did. You’re reading this right now, and you better listen to me.
My mind does feel drained after reading this, so you didn’t lie
Even if there were a hurricane, that’s what nukes are for!
This got me wondering what would happen, and ofc there’s a relevant XKCD: https://what-if.xkcd.com/23/
which ultimately links to this from the NOAA: http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html
Ummm, is this how shitposting works? It’s a serious question. I really don’t know.
I’m no fan of Trump but I don’t believe he said that. In fact, he was complaining about the Biden/Harris response to the hurricane. On the other hand, it wouldn’t surprise me. So is there a source for this or we just don’t care?
I made it as the POV of a fictional Trump supporter.
