It would have cost you nothing to just not post this
How do I delete something from the Internet?
No.
I was a lot happier when I thought that was a rubber band
But to be honest, it was a magical moment to follow the “rubber band” and realize what exactly it is. And by that I mean the eldritch horror summoning ritual kind of magic.
Politely delete this please
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start screaming. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people screaming together in fear and agony at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Wait no one started masturbating? How odd
Everyone is too horrified to be horny
the visuals and concept are both disgusting, but reading this made me laugh like nothing for a long time, thanks peeps, this was lovely
When it said organic I thought it was a hair band made out of meat and I was like ugh. Then I realized what it actually was. I wish it was meat.
What do you mean? We’re made out of meat.
(I’m sorry there’s apparently no https version of that site.)
Not vegan though, because a human was harmed for the creation of that ponytail.
Yeah, me.
