Fat
Personal dignity?
Can buy mine for three bucks.
Because I’d look like this:
Is that Lukashenko?
The real Phil Collins. RIP.
Randy bobandy’s dad?
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Green eggs and HAAAAAMMMM!
Because I’m fat and ugly. I don’t want to see it and trust me you don’t want to see it either.
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Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.
Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.
He died doing that too!
It’s all about attitude.
I got a belly and I get a lot of positive attention when I rock a crop top.
It’s it from other men applauding you?
i used to feel like that until i discovered the chub and bear crowds.
now i show off my hairy moobs; my low hanging belly; and my back boobs every chance i get when the sun is out.
I don’t want to disappoint gay guys.
Gents, this is not for you; it’s for her. 🙂
if i dressed like that, she would probably injure herself laughing.
Me too, thanks.
So true 🤣
Being the first or second victim is a pretty good disincentive
My fear of getting arrested for disturbing the public peace.
Understanding dryer settings.
Because it’s considered “lewd” and “indecent” when I do it and I’m not allowed within 500 yards of schools anymore.
I just realized that the examples in the meme leave out an important part of the ensemble: calf-high white tube socks with multicolor bands at the top.
If you’re gonna rock it, rock it all the way.
I don’t have those, so that. That stops me from doing that.
Girl, step into any sports themed gay bar. We are still dressing like this.
How does one find a sports themed gay bar? Asking for a friend.
Hang out with a gay rugby team, they’ll show you
Sir if I hung out with a gay rugby team I would not be chronically online.
Listen I’d trade considering my lez ass isn’t getting much out of it, but they’re fun to hang with
they’re a majority; just go to any city in a red or purple state.
not being a hunk, for starters… but also it looks uncomfortable
Beer belly
And my sagging balls.
Eh, just throw them over your shoulder and you’re good to go.
Can you imagine?!! Especially with a midriff shirt!
I don’t drink or eat a lot of carbs, I am trim and lean. But I still wouldn’t dress like that simply because bare midriff doesn’t look good on men unless you’re fully trying to imitate the 80’s movie aesthetic for laughs.
I don’t want to be killed off like them?
