Fat
Personal dignity?
Can buy mine for three bucks.
Because I’d look like this:
Is that Lukashenko?
The real Phil Collins. RIP.
BAAAAAAAAAAM!
Green eggs and HAAAAAMMMM!
Randy bobandy’s dad?
Because I’m fat and ugly. I don’t want to see it and trust me you don’t want to see it either.
You might be surprised.
Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.
Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.
He died doing that too!
It’s all about attitude.
I got a belly and I get a lot of positive attention when I rock a crop top.
It’s it from other men applauding you?
i used to feel like that until i discovered the chub and bear crowds.
now i show off my hairy moobs; my low hanging belly; and my back boobs every chance i get when the sun is out.
I don’t want to disappoint gay guys.
Gents, this is not for you; it’s for her. 🙂
if i dressed like that, she would probably injure herself laughing.
Me too, thanks.
So true 🤣
Being the first or second victim is a pretty good disincentive
My fear of getting arrested for disturbing the public peace.
Understanding dryer settings.
Because it’s considered “lewd” and “indecent” when I do it and I’m not allowed within 500 yards of schools anymore.
I just realized that the examples in the meme leave out an important part of the ensemble: calf-high white tube socks with multicolor bands at the top.
If you’re gonna rock it, rock it all the way.
I don’t have those, so that. That stops me from doing that.
Beer belly
And my sagging balls.
Eh, just throw them over your shoulder and you’re good to go.
Can you imagine?!! Especially with a midriff shirt!
I don’t drink or eat a lot of carbs, I am trim and lean. But I still wouldn’t dress like that simply because bare midriff doesn’t look good on men unless you’re fully trying to imitate the 80’s movie aesthetic for laughs.
not being a hunk, for starters… but also it looks uncomfortable
I don’t want to be killed off like them?
Girl, step into any sports themed gay bar. We are still dressing like this.
How does one find a sports themed gay bar? Asking for a friend.
Hang out with a gay rugby team, they’ll show you
Sir if I hung out with a gay rugby team I would not be chronically online.
Listen I’d trade considering my lez ass isn’t getting much out of it, but they’re fun to hang with
they’re a majority; just go to any city in a red or purple state.
