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minus-squarehallettj@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoAccording to the theory of quantum immortality, everyone gets their own main-character timeline.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoKaren: “I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER!” Manager: “But not in this timeline, ma’am.”
minus-squareZachariah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoAlso, in most timelines you’re dead or never existed.
minus-squareSasha@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoThat’s the best part, you have way more timelines where you aren’t the MC so there’s basically a 0% chance you’re in one now.
According to the theory of quantum immortality, everyone gets their own main-character timeline.
Karen: “I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER!”
Manager: “But not in this timeline, ma’am.”
Also, in most timelines you’re dead or never existed.
That’s the best part, you have way more timelines where you aren’t the MC so there’s basically a 0% chance you’re in one now.