• imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee
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    1 month ago

    cloaca

    I mean didn’t we know this already, though?

    Also Calvin is right

    What if God was a chicken and dinosaurs were his chosen people, and we just happened to get the story right?

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      What if messages from god can’t travel faster than the speed of light so we are receiving prophecy meant for long dead and far off civilizations

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      Explains why worship leaders always devolve into that high pitched bugling-thing they do.