Had to be done.
Mushroom mushroom 🍄🍄
My exposure to these badgers was a “banana phone” music video, so I always hear that when I see them 🍌📱
snaaaaaake!
Oh it’s a snaaake.
Thank you. The further I scrolled down the comments without a reference, the more uncomfortable I felt.
Absolutely
Fuck yes! Username checks out too 😂
Mushroom
Mushroom
Eeek! It’s a snake! A snake!
Badger
Counterpoint:
Top vibe:
Bottom vibe:
And the bottom one applies more to the woman than the cat.
One of them has war paint, the other got drenched while changing the car’s oil
And the wife is yelling about dinner getting cold. He’s got 10 bolts on the ground but has no idea why there are only 9 threaded holes for bolts. And hey wait…he’s changing the oil, what could he possibly have taken 9 bolts off of.
I’m pretty sure the thing on the left is a Wolverine. There are definitely badgers in North America that look a lot like the one on the right.
Everyone knows European badgers live in a volcano forging weapons for their rabbit army.
wot wot
Prolly the European ones have healthcare.
UHF references are always a nice supplies.
But what about the Honey Badger?
My understanding is that honey badgers care little for anything in particular.
Honey badger does whatever it wants!
Ain’t nothing to fuck with.
It doesn’t give a shit
Honey badge: wu-tang clan of the animal kingdom
He don’t care
Honey badger don’t play
To be clear, both will drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you though.
And the American Badger is actually addicted to Meth as well.
Where is the African badger in this discussion?
(Not giving a fuck)
Badger on the left just saw his healthcare bill. Badger on the right ate some bad beans and is contemplating the nature of regret.
Badgers? Badgers?! We don’t need no stinkin’ BADGERS!
You get to drink from the firehose!
Ooooh, red snapper! Very nice!
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Haha. From the preview, I thought it was a duck. 🐍indeed.
european badgers are the friendly ones from redwall abbey
