Everyone who’s ever edited a document: oh there’s now a blank page at the end of this Word document, time to get rid of that!
Word: no
Everyone: please delete
Word: shan’t
Everyone: * frantically presses delete backspace delete*
Word: answer me these riddles three
Hey, wanna know something even more awful?
Excel function names are localized.
Computing features dreamed up by the utterly deranged.