• cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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      2 months ago

      In one night, the first 2 is somewhat amusing. The next 2 will be side eyed. The next 2-3 will receive heavy complain and criticism. The next 5 will be met with physical violence.

      If I manage to fart more than 12 times a night then it’ll go back to amusing with a hint of respect and impressed.

      However, at any point, if the fart is smelly then it’s game over.