• Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    This is a lie to make people feel better, rather than let them think they will die instantly, let them think for an hour and 30 mins they will calmly enjoy their final minutes listening to Mike Myers. Personally I’d rather go out to Wayne’s World if it’s going to be Mike Myers.

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        2 months ago

        My preferred death would be instantaneous combustion. No need for a cremation later, just a one shot of death and decorporealization.

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          2 months ago

          My preferred death would be something so utterly absurd that people would talk about it for decades afterward.