• bluewing@lemm.ee
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      3 months ago

      Screw the sissy coffee brands. I’m drinking the Iron Goddess of Mercy Oolong this morning. And tomorrow I might have some Lumber Slut Shu Pu Er.

      I only want products with a manly name!

    • Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca
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      3 months ago

      I for one am excited for this new form of capitalism! The government picks one brand to be the national brand for everyone.

      Hey, wait a minute…