• chingadera@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    So there I was with my wife of 30 years attempting to buy groceries when suddenly and without warning, another man pulled out his “Gay Propaganda Credit Card ™.”

    We were just going about our business when I suddenly found my dick in another man’s ass because I have about as much self control as I do braincells. Why did the Libruls do this to me six times last week?

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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      4 months ago

      That’s like me. Every pride, I see rainbows and suddenly I am sucking so many cocks. 11 months of the year, heterosexual sex with my wife. 1 month of the year, sucking cocks.

      • Lucy :3@feddit.org
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        3 months ago

        And they even try to turn you gay by looking good!! I just looked at him a bit too long, and boom, he MADE ME GAY. And then I was so gay that I fell in love with another guy, and his beautiness now makes me imagine him as a cute blonde kitsune all the time!! And dream of those fluffy ears and tails! But then I did a 100 IQ move, and just went to be a girl, haha! Outsmarted you gays, now it’s straight again! But then the first guy just turned into a girl too, damn!!