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minus-squarejarfil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down3·10 months agoCouple decades ago, after watching a film at the cinema, two random girls at the exit: Girl 1: “That was a long film, what did you think of it?” Girl 2: “I loved it! But I didn’t understand the ending” The ending was the plot twist. I found that same movie slow and kind of boring… until the plot twist at the ending. Since then, I always assume that either the reviewer “didn’t understand the ending”, or I “didn’t understand the ending”, so most reviews are useless.
minus-squarePsychedSy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-210 months agoI’m now wondering how pig was reviewed. I love fucky action movies and anything with Brad Pitt or Jason Statham. Pig was slow and boring but I still loved it. Edit: 97/84 so pretty good, despite my utter lack of taste in cinema.
Couple decades ago, after watching a film at the cinema, two random girls at the exit:
Girl 1: “That was a long film, what did you think of it?”
Girl 2: “I loved it! But I didn’t understand the ending”
The ending was the plot twist.
I found that same movie slow and kind of boring… until the plot twist at the ending.
Since then, I always assume that either the reviewer “didn’t understand the ending”, or I “didn’t understand the ending”, so most reviews are useless.
I’m now wondering how pig was reviewed. I love fucky action movies and anything with Brad Pitt or Jason Statham. Pig was slow and boring but I still loved it.
Edit: 97/84 so pretty good, despite my utter lack of taste in cinema.