frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 months agoWhat is your country's "you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear"?message-squaremessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down17
arrow-up166arrow-down1message-squareWhat is your country's "you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear"?frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square68fedilink
minus-squareli10@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33arrow-down1·5 months agoYou can’t polish a turd.
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 months agoI dunno, man… Look up coprolite. You can absolutely polish them.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·5 months agoHaving looked at some of the reports I have to clean up, I can tell you that yes, in fact, you CAN polish a turd
minus-squareryannathans@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoYou CAN polish a turd but it’s still shit
minus-squarethe_kung_fu_emu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoYou can’t polish a turd; you can roll it in glitter.
You can’t polish a turd.
I dunno, man… Look up coprolite. You can absolutely polish them.
Having looked at some of the reports I have to clean up, I can tell you that yes, in fact, you CAN polish a turd
You CAN polish a turd but it’s still shit
You can’t polish a turd; you can roll it in glitter.