• SineNomineAnonymous@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    “Hey israel, I need an excuse to start a war with Iran and no one is buying the nuke thing anymore, got an idea?”

    “Sure, you got a ship?”

    “Yeah, why?”

    “Open a history book, I’ll get to work.”