I was gonna get defensive and say we don’t have that many huge spiders, but I’m currently watching a giant spider walk up my bathroom wall… So yeah…
But is it gonna sodomise you
Nah nah nah, he knows the deal, he stays the fuck away from me and gets all the bugs he wants. This one seems to respect the treaty.
Fun fact, no one in Australia has died from a spider since 1979.
You means no one in Australia was found after being killed by a spider since 1979. Little beasts have become that good at hiding the remains.
Fun fact, spiders took over updating that list in 1979.
Agreed that’s what “big spider” wants you to believe. They control the world wide web after all.
… that we know of.
Fun fact, Americans are dumb
No no. You forgot the comma.
Australians when they see giant spiders, on the way to sodomize them.
Not very spider bro if you ask me.
That’s why the saying goes “Well I am here to fuck spiders.”
For your information, “we are not here to fuck spiders” is actually a pretty common Australian (well, QLD) saying.
Bears… Fuck that.
(as an Australian)
