They’re working on a way to project ads onto your closed eyelids and count that as engagement. It’s technically eyeballs. Maybe the brand makes it into your dreams.
ad paused please, resume watching – please, resume watching – …
LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS!
fedora (Sped Up)
Looks like someone discovered dnf5
If a scientist group figured out that overexposition to ads decreases the efficiency (zoning out) you think the market would deflate?
ad agencies would start sell their ads as “non-tiring” or whether bullshit marketing term they come up with and nothing else would change.
Moneymen will gladly burn the entire planet down into slag if they though it could get them one more penny every monthmarket researchers have figured this out several decades ago
and no the market hasn’t deflated so there’s your answer
It’s a prisoner dilemma situation. It doesn’t matter how effective the ads are on an absolute scale, but a relative one. The aim is to get more facetime than your competition. Unfortunately, any company that opts out gets flattened.
Incidentally, this is why tobacco companies loved the ad ban (at least in the UK). It had long reached the point where they couldn’t encourage many people to smoke. They were advertising to cancel out the poaching of customers by other brands.
No, not at all. Sure the rich want to be richer, but hurting the poor is a goal in and of itself in our world.
because of the bitlocker encryption shit ,ive6been pushed over the edge, and am about to Begin installing mint, when i get a usb stick
What should I add in this one?:
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Sir, would you like some content with your ads ? A bit of water maybe?
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Some people take the weirdest things far too seriously
What a highly ironic statement to make. Go download yourself some self-awareness.
Lmao
And some people get upset by the smallest things
I’m sure that sounds familiar to someone…
Happy you threw your two cents in?
Who are you again?
Lol oh wow you really “got me” there!
Genius at work in littletranspunks shop.If you can’t remember 5 hours ago, I recommend changing what you do.
I just choose not to remember people that aren’t important to me. You don’t live in my head rent free, but thanks for letting me live in yours rent free
Because responding to a imtwelveandverysmart reply is living anywhere lmao Grow up
No UwU
You:
Idk, I don’t think creating a Spotify playlist is taking things seriously at all
Having it live in your head so much that you take the time to do it is a bit much.
The sad life of a comedian, need to live with the joke in their heads until they make the joke…
I don’t think this took more than 5 minutes. It’s a joke, relax.
