Blaze@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months agoEvery hotel bar everfiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1237arrow-down19
arrow-up1228arrow-down1imageEvery hotel bar everfiles.catbox.moeBlaze@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 months agoThere’s an old man sitting next to me Makin’ love to his tonic and gin. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he’s talkin’ with Davy, who’s still in the Navy, And probably will be for life
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoLast time I made love to my drink I got a lifetime ban from that bar.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoHello season one Data.
There’s an old man sitting next to me Makin’ love to his tonic and gin.
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free
Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he’s talkin’ with Davy, who’s still in the Navy, And probably will be for life
Last time I made love to my drink I got a lifetime ban from that bar.
Hello season one Data.