The future is now old man!

  • Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee
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    7 months ago

    What I’d really like is a complicated menu system where their call can get put through but only after they’ve proven a high degree of commitment and dedication to it. Like what captchas do.

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      7 months ago

      yeah kinda like every doctor office or credit card company we ever call. Imagine if everyone who called us had to go through all these hoops.

      Hello thank you for calling u/HappyMonchichi. Please listen closely as our menu options have changed. For questions, press 1. For conversation, press 2. To leave a sarcastic jab, press 3. To speak to our secretary, press 4. To speak directly with u/HappyMonchichi please catch her in person most likely wherever you met her or saw her last. Thank you. Goodbye.

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          7 months ago

          “Thank you for calling [Person Name]. We are experiencing a high volume of calls at the moment, and all of our customer service representatives are currently assisting other customers. We apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience.”