Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoWhy would I drink and drive when I could drink alone in the basement?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1362arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1361arrow-down1imageWhy would I drink and drive when I could drink alone in the basement?lemmy.worldUltragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square10fedilinkfile-text
To get more beer? No worries I planned ahead and bought 60 bush lights. I have two hands for a reason!
minus-squareson_named_bort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·7 months agoThat’s genius. It makes it easier for the officer to open the beer that I offer him.
That’s genius. It makes it easier for the officer to open the beer that I offer him.