Then you carry them to the hospital and they don’t want to get treatment but they sure as hell want you to keep carrying them around. Been in that situation and it really sucks.

That’s why you should ask nicely first with kill -SIGHUP
Then if that doesn’t work you can clean up the murder scene later.

This oath you’re referring to is the Hippocratic oath, I’m assuming? A non-bnding oath that no licensing board or medical school requires beyond a formality? Doctors are not going to risk their medical license in the form of law-breaking, Especially with the Texas state AG saying they will prosecute

State medical licensing boards usually consider flouting the law to be unprofessional conduct so doctors are really in a bind here. You should direct your ire to the people who created this situation not the ones who are caught in it.

I was going to say these people aren’t old enough to remember the time before fuel injection. When you could coax a car to start after multiple failed attempts but don’t flood it or you’re going to be sitting there a while.

Then you could call yourself Galactus

I’m just a bill, yes I’m only a bill, and I’m sitting here on Capitol Hill. Either that one or the Preamble.

You could just become a fan of Insane Clown Posse

If I recall, their fight was largely off-screen just at the end Logan was smoking a cigar in a demolished bar.

Goth gf is best gf

Who won each battle was determined by fan voting prior to the publish date. This was also back in 1996 before Diana got written to be basically immune to the elements and Storm knocked her out with lightning.

The first time it happened, there was a thing about Odin making an exception for Kal-El, but that has since been retconned. I don’t recall Wonder Woman needing any exceptions, but she also didn’t use it in her flight with Storm, as it wouldn’t have been fair.

In one of the numerous Marvel/DC crossovers both Superman and Wonder Woman were able to lift Mjolnir.

Rule of thumb is any fall from your height or higher in which you hit your head (non withstanding other injuries) is a medical emergency.

The only thing you need to say is “my ISP uses CGNAT” you can’t host anything or run games for your friends without a way to punch through the CGNAT layer. I mean you could use IPv6 if it weren’t still a joke in the US but here we are.

Don’t blame the daddy long legs they don’t even have silk glands so they can’t make webs. All the other spiders laugh at them.

I got a GPS that speaks with KITT’s voice, and my name is the same as the character’s (along with about half the male population lol)

I thought it was a phishing attempt

Hey do you know what enforcement is written into the ADA? We’ll, I’ll just tell you. There isn’t any. It’s up to the individual who is denied access to sue the establishment to get them to comply with a law that’s now 30+ years old.

Then they just do what we did when our parents wouldn’t let us watch TV. Go over to a friend’s house and do it there.