We did it boys! New low-effort meta shitpost any% world record!!!

I think you mean: this pizza is wired

Interesting! I had totally missed that box so thanks for the heads up

You nailed my top two. Teleportation would make travel super easy and would be the only thing that could get me back to an office for work - got to keep my day job so people don’t get suspicious of my powers right? Stopping time is also cool (for extra sleep I swear!) but with the obvious caveat that it’s not “all molecules freeze and you can’t breathe and you die” style time stoppage but the more sci-fi “you can still move around and do stuff, time just doesn’t pass” kind.

I’ve started sorting by new which has worked out pretty well, I was noticing the same thing though sorting by active/hot - lots of 3 day old threads. Alternatively I’d love to be able to hide read posts in Jerboa.

Edit: thanks for the gold!