Thanks. I just had it stuffed.

There is the saying “asleep at the switch” meaning someone failed to do their job. In this case, he is literally asleep at the switch.

Just a random non sequitur. Guy is saying it out of the blue and the other dude is like, “huh?”

He choked on vomit.

What kind of maniac sits in a tub with his head under the faucet?

Fleas usually make a dog itch, but here his back is the one itching.

If I’m ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

I want to take you to a hay bar, hay bar, hay bar!

I’m surprised at the use of “damn” in a 1981 comic strip.

I thought it was 4 with Richard Pryor?

Well, monster or not, that IS creepy as fuck.

His parents bought him a Ouija board? Think mom or dad picked it out?

I’ve been the person to talk to interviewees before. I told them the good and the bad. We feel it’s better to be upfront and let them make an informed choice rather than hiring them only to have them quit in a year or two.

I need the Corridor Crew VFX guys to analyze those wine glass shadows.

They’ll kill who they find here

Don’t leave us behind here

Did you know that every Bizarro comic has a hidden eyeball (bottom right), alien (top right) and piece of pie (can’t find it in this one)?

BEES?

And always disconnect while you’re in the middle of speaking.