You don’t know me. McDonald’s fucked up my nuggets order this morning so now I’m a man without anything to live for

not any worse

I know this is america but could we maybe, just this once, try to measure things better?

shits themselves dehydrated

You have a real way with words. Definitely stealing this one

Truckers absolutely do not have to piss and shit while driving, and they especially do not have to throw their piss jugs out the window. They’re just disgusting people, truly the smegma of society.

Source: worked as a trucker for years