GUUYS!!

All y’all never heard youse before?

Worse. Ednas were Karens that became managers. Even if they weren’t manangers…

Have you heard the phrase “Do you want to speak to the man in charge, or the woman who knows what’s going on?”?

That woman was Edna.

The rest of humanity will eventually evolve into something you don’t recognize and can never be part of.

I’m amazed that calendars are still a thing at all.

hot dogs in Kraft Dinner

If I had a million dollars,
we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner.

r/cat was like that for a while. Imagine being the database admin being responsible for a billion iterations of the word cat.

Sure was.

Growing up I watched my mom drink cup after cup and then let her anxiety run rampant. Told myself I wasnt gonna touch it. I don’t even find the smell appealing.

You managed to get through childhood without learning the alphabet song?

One of the reasons. Another is bandwidth efficiency. You can service a lot more devices with higher speeds and less errors using newer higher modulation schemes.

He has a license plate reader, he has facial recognition, he can read IP addresses from your cell phone or watch,”

Uhhhh… How is it reading the ip addresses of people’s phones?

This is a great way to motivate the developement of hovercars and boards.

This

So tired of once-in-a-lifetime historical events happening every couple weeks.

So lets ovulate like they do on the discovery channel.

Well we cant have that, of course. You need to try some new tactics.

Also has (or had) a cli interface.

Means work smarter, not harder.

My old roommate got a window air conditioner for $20. I got about 15 years of use out of it until I had the windows replaced on the house and it didnt fit anymore. I sold it for $50.