The market has spoken, and it said some real stupid shit. I’ve given up on gaming as a hobby, and good riddance.

Go the extra mile and have body doubles on each flight

Like a jolly rancher of pus

The Dark Gary fled across the desert, and the Light Gary followed.

good old fashon sword and shield and health potions until it dies or I die.

I’m the same way. No tricks, no fancy shit. Just manfight until I get good enough to beat them.

It costs 1 blue mana to summon them I guess

Her jeans were in a war with those tree trunks she calls legs and we’re utterly decimated

You say that and yet almost any competitive online game is rife with cheaters, while single player games have tons of easily available trainers and god mode mods.

What a weirdly aggressive comment, calm down. It’s a comment section on the internet, don’t get so emotional.

Sounds like it’s time to stick him in a home

Don’t you fucking sully Country Mac’s name

Anything to declare?

Yeah. Don’t go to England.

Just as all animals eventually evolve into crabs, all apps eventually turn into a way for men to fuck each other in the ass

Some guy once built a geocooled system back in I think 2010, just to cool quad SLI 580s. He had some crazy 6-screen Sony FW900 setup with a fresnel lens.

Set up 24/7 concerts outside of their homes

Small, very concentrated convection ovens. I have both a medium sized convection oven and an air fryer. They do different things well.

I can bake stuff in my convection oven but would never try to get a crisp fried chicken from it.

I don’t even need to put salt on my rice. It’s great on its own just boiled.

The best coffee is made of two things: coffee beans and good quality water.

Fatty flour with lots of little burnt bits of meat, emulsified.

We’re the Terminators of the animal kingdom. We’re slow and deliberate, able to stalk our prey for days or weeks at a time, and can often come back from injuries that would be a death sentence for other animals.