Longest running meme in history

As doctors continue to flee the state

Modern astrophysics exists because a house fell on a teenage orphan.

Who as a result got adopted by a prince.

He got access to a royal lab for glassmaking.

Then he tried fixing color aberration in his microscope lenses.

Then he noticed the rainbow had holes in it. Huh.

Then he died. Glassmaking and tuberculosis are fast friends.

Then Bunsen invented his burner, which made spectra that matched the rainbow holes. Huh.

Now we know what stars and planetary atmospheres are made of!

And for trying to pull the group along, as futile as it may be.

I respect it. We need more of this.

So night is just really weak day

yes yes

all of them

That must’ve been tough to do. You have the respect of at least one internet stranger 🫡

Truth Social should be next

I should call her

This is a brilliant piece

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Germany, we’ve been over this.

Dr. Blitz called Simulation Theory religion for tech bros and I can’t get it out of my head 😅

Honestly, AI trained on successful governance and social satisfaction would be a better president than what we have now. Then again, so would my cat.

humor is subjective

Fucking hilarious

Was gifted a lightly used Keurig machine. Partner started noticing little roaches everywhere in the kitchen. She was halfway through a cup of coffee when she opened the water reservoir and spotted a few floating in the water. I opened the machine and the machine was full of them.

Roaches can lay up to 32 eggs/week, and I think a roach mom had at least one good week in the Keurig.

Friend had said he didn’t want it because it was attracting roaches. He claims to not have known it was carrying them.