BIFF

Okay, I won’t.

if you’re comfortable lying under 1,100kg.

I’ve sat under much more than that, but I was in a vehicle moving through a tunnel. The seats were comfortable enough.

Yep. All because Bart tried to resurrect Snowball I.

To be fair, a civic del sol is a step away from being a mountain bike with extra wheels and doors, so I recommend that it be exempted from the “heavy machinery” category.

John.

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Smith.

Had me up until the last sentence, then faith restored.

Oh well.

lemmy.ca

The fine person (commonly referred to as “Original Poster” (often abbreviated to simply “OP”)) responsible for having created the post we now comment in has stated emphatically that they are enamored with the services and experience provided by the online federated communications platform instance lemmy.world to such a remarkable degree that they have forsworn to consume, for sustenance presumably, meat-based sausages (shown in the photo along with the original poster’s post) commonly referred to in some locales as “hot dogs” placed within a type of baked bread most often referred to as “hotdog buns” (the two most commonly consumed concurrently and likewise referred to together as “hot dog”) (also featured in the aforementioned photo accompanying the original poster’s communique). They furthermore take oath that indeed, this simple but effective meal shall be the sum total of their repast for the entire duration of one 24-hour cycle. It is my most sincere wish that my explanation has, at least in some small degree, helped to alleviate your confusion regarding the matter.

Well, okay then.

Disregard that, the beta’s full atm

mlem beta for iOS works this way, too, you just have to download TestFlight to use it

Chief’s sayin they’re gonna guzzle mad glizzies cuz el-dub’s so litty-poppin fresh

^ This guy glizzies

Shave the whiskers off while the haggis are still alive?! I don’t mean to imply that you have little experience with haggis hunting, but core below, friend, what are you using to catch them? A container held inside an unfederated pocket dimension? The things could phase through mythril-latticed adamantium as easily as a gnat flying through one’s open front door! Next you’ll be suggesting I simply grab the bastards with my bare hands!

Uplike for casual use of the exclamation “egads”, and would you please tell me what browser script(s) you used? I’d be much obliged!

This is what’s better known as a thinly veiled warning…

Many of the users there appear to be unconcerned about their future ability to access the platform they’re currently on that allows them to express how unconcerned they are about their future ability to access the platform.

Being federated, I too, am as unconcerned about what happens to them and their platform as they appear to be.

For the users that do care, hopefully they will care enough about their future selves to get federated as well, despite the understandable urge to cling to what is dying.

Get federated (until the fediverse gets enshittified) or get your platform monetized into uselessness.

As often as the previous charger’s tech becomes obsolete.

I agree that there’s a currenct hard push for massive enshittification, so I think we’d better be ready and able to 1) embrace federation, 2) advance it to a degree that BigTech can’t keep up with (FTL speed), 3) pay actual money for it ourselves to ourselves, and 4) do what we must to enshrine anti-enshittification systems into the fabric of this new direction of online society.