I never got to play borderlands, wouldn’t mind if you threw me a key

The main complaint I’ve seen is that it’s generic at best. It can’t even be good at being bad.

You don’t even know the half of it.

My friend convinced a 45 yr old pharmacist to divorce her husband and leave her family. He dumped her right after.

Huh, socialism really is gay…

Mad catz? Haven’t heard that name in a while.

Chupacabra makes sense, those damn mexican goat thieves.

I genuinely feel like that is one of the dying north American traditions

It’s easier to be gay then colored. There’s some real conspiracies behind that.

Wait, so you’re saying my friends named Washington and Franklin might have some dark history?

Blursed

Something tells me you drink and drive

I always wondered that. Like why have 400 hpwr if there is no opportunity to use it.

You guys get forgiveness?

I stopped buying consoles after they wanted to charge me to use the internet. That’s not how this works.

IKR? She she wouldn’t look at the bill. “I sense a disturbance in the force…”

I was wondering how Cuba and China made it so high. I know the Chinese lie about everything.

I like “WHERE DA HOES AT?!?!?!”

Underrated

Oh he will