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Don’t worry congress is going to make Obese 50% body fat in response to the crisis…

Snake: “why not all three?”

I feel like you need to recreate the raider’s EF the lost ark map room scene…

Black hole haiku: Always falling down Spaghettifing slowly Incompressible

So what do you prefer over teams? And why is it better?

Not Tom?

I heard there were single cougars in my area.

Well I didn’t vote for you.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Yeah gotta keeping feeding the fox and bear poison or poisoned meat.

So that’s what they wanted…

Why does that snail look like its jumping on them in a platforming game?

For a second I thought these were edited porn pictures…

Do you like degs?

Would you care for a roll in ze hey?

The Couch Trip with Dan Aykroyd

“Your first name and whatever your last name is” is not only stupid but really long.

Ah yes here is my womanfriend. She’s a friend first but sometimes she’s a woman… Wait.

Roblox leads to genocide. Don’t you know that?

Your body will. Your soul may be trapped in your body or may be in hell, I haven’t been able to get high confidence one way or another.