goddamnit this appeared elsewhere as well but it reminds me of my favourite episode of masameer county.

“what about your cousin? he married a european woman but his genes are so strong all his kids look like monkeys. 'Grandpa! Grandpa! We love bananas! We don’t know why!”

while it blares into the function hall the two recently reconciliated families are dining in.

Karl Pilkington offers a less than stellar opinion

Ricky Gervais :

#YOU FUCKING RETARDED IMBECILE MORON! THERE ARE PLANKTON MORE CLEVER THAN YOU. AAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

As a massive fan of his older work, I was disappointed to see he has since turned his hand to creating transphobic jokes in his more recent material.

I mean, he had multiple shows whose entire point was making fun of someone who had a little bit lower inteligence and less capabilty of expressing his less than stellar opinions.

Gervais has always been a shithead.

salty bet flashbacks

This image is at best AI generated, at least CGI

He’s back?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU

from my understanding , it’s a chain of

You see that village over there? they resisted. we burnt everything , killed every man and child, and raped all the women.

See the other village over there? they joined us, and we gave them access to goods from across the world, the latest technology and treat them better than their previous rulers.

Your choice.

I thought Nik avocado lost weight?

Bruh I’m a British Turk.

I get mad when Germans try to bullshit they invented the döner kebab. The roots of those curries are based on recipes from the Indian subcontinent.

John Curry did not invent the tikka masala in Kent, the same way the döner kebab was not invented by Hans Döner in Stuttgart

Did an ethnically British person invent the chicken tikka masala and phall, or was it an immigrant from the Indian subcontinent or one of their kids/grandchildren?

to be honest, we need to rotate somewhere, away from the metropolitan cities and create a place that is livable and affordable and one day allow it to become a metropolitan city where we can profit off of owning a home

sure, the boomers can fuck off and live in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Correlation, not causation.

Which kind of field do you think people that wish reality were more malleable would go into? Turns out that programming makes it easy to at least bend mathematics to your will, even if you cannot easily do that to your gender.

It’s a games company, they should have been procedurally generating levels for something for about a decade now. Spelunky came out in 2008 (yes it wasn’t the first, but it’s around that time indie+proc gen was popular)

I mean, lootboxes as gambling for kids is more dubious, at least to me, than programming gambling games for adults, or working for a gambling company.

at least they have some level of legitimacy and some (feeble) attempts at damage prevention, compared to the alternative that they may take, which would be going straight into the arms of the black market and all the even worse shennanigans that comes with.

same view as legalised drugs, safe injection sites, etc etc.

EDIT : no one cares, but re reading this, the idea is also that instead of a black market for gambling, the adults can turn to a government regulated, standardised “safer” gambling

What happened?

congrats. I hope you’re proud of them :) best of luck in your life, and for them in theirs.

how’s the kids old man?

foo fighters, the classic rock band?

yep. fuck it.