Microrubbers sounds like condoms for guys with unfortunate situations in their pants though

And here I was thinking political assassins have a keen interest in horseback riding and swinging mallets

If I go in for my booty fingering and the doc bends over and starts speaking to me through their lower intestines, I’m walking right back out…to tell the secretary I’d like to book a weekly ass blasting with this mutant

There are a lot of people who take the approach of “If I make absolutely no sense until the other person gets frustrated, that means I win”.

Checkmate, you stupid round earth idiots

Dang, do they specialize in flooring and drywall for military bases or something?

Man, I hate dealing with contractors too

Alright, well, you should at least have a functional nub or two

Don’t be lazy. You can type with your toes.

If 2/3 of people seemingly understand the truth, how tf was he voted back in? Can they get rid of the outdated electoral college system yet?

As long as they’re not obnoxiously loud and saying something that’s actually funny, I think it’s completely normal. People usually say funny things that they find funny so it would be natural for them to laugh a little.