I prefer the one where they’re smiling through tears as they both simultaneously eat Vladimir Putin’s asshole while he beats them with a bundle of reeds

This sounds like a cult

He definitely plans on becoming a sandworm

The King’s Speech

…Boris Johnson said this?

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE

It fits with his shirtless pics a couple years ago

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Free gun fuck yeah

Lost my job thanks to #2, and a little bit of #3

Hell I’d cover the dog bowl

Pirates of The Caribbean

And one day he will have his revenge

Oh wow I didn’t realize Jupiter is actually pretty and not just a tan streaky ball

Can someone just tell me which is the good one and which is the bad one for convenience

“We’ve got some poodle meat in the freezer for you…”

Don’t forget to wash your balls

I’m 30, so naturally I assume everyone else is too

“We have such sights to show you!”

Honestly nothing gets me more interested in a movie than when the reviews are greatly divisive—it’s usually a sign that the director/writer is doing something bold or at least interesting. I know that for the most part that if I go see a movie like that even if I don’t love it I’ll at least be glad I watched it.