Pistcow

Ain’t nobody hate Muslims more than Muslims.

Resistance against Space Hitler? Who’d a thunk it?

Sounds about as simple as a German car.

That is a rando and doesn’t excuse it in the least.

Good. Fuck the idiot racists that voted against their own interests.

Oh no, stop, please.

Help her save France from the English.

So you’re saying women are capable of taking out the garbage and recycling?

I’ve lucked out and tracking to retire at 60 but my grandfather has been retired about as long as I’ve been alive (55).

Yeah but their entire retirement is based on it!

Fuck you Jimmy Pesto

Republicans in Washington state put forth a confusing as shit initiative to mandate gas and gas stoves. 4 initiatives this cycle with confusing names like “Prop 2102 for not eatjng babies” but the fine print is youre required to eat babies.

Forgot the bonus Covid.

Basically, FEV.

laughs in Welsh

You can accidentally double dose on Trazadone like I did and have it feel like life is slipping away as yoy fight with every ounce to keep your eyes open while everything goes dark.

But really you just sleep extra hard.

I know, had two Geology majors as college roomates. Dudes would just roll joints and stare at rocks. Well, my primotology roomate would do the same…

Bet, lets move on to discovery.

Have a villa in each hemisphere.

Turn your Winter into Summer taps forehead

Typical Geology major.