let’s just not have doctors

Why not? Bunch of liberal elites anyway. Probably Jewish or turning kids trans or something too.

Instead, for a small monthly donation, Pastor Jim can write you a prescription for Jesus! If that doesn’t work, you were a sinner anyway and God wanted you dead. Perfect system, praise be, onwards to greatness America! /S

Casualties are to be expected.

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

Seems too good to be true. Like you’re about to be ripped to shreds and have your whole world turned to shit.

My comrade in crisis, we can’t even all agree that there is a fire.

Putting the Shit in ShittyLifeProTips.

And my axe ass!

Sounds like a rule that would end up landing Hitler in the Medium Place with Mindy and Derek.

Because

Called one a ra-cist, and he said "Ouch!

Imma steal your account for being such a grouch,

And invite JD on over to the couch."

As a cat, his parents may in fact be dead. Or not. Who knows. They don’t keep in touch.

elements chelements

FTFY

Here you go

scientist: That’s weird…

I feel like we’ve seen this movie before…

Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?

I was crazy once.

Day-soup! Ah-ah-ah!

Truly the “Kings Cup” of animals.

Firstly, check your attitude, dick. Secondly, I’m a cyclist.