Here I thought it was a colostomy bag

I think the boot lickers will change their minds when it starts to affect them.

There are spelling mistakes in 3 of the 4 lines.

For those who don’t get it https://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

If someone can unlock your phone when you are unconscious or dead, it’s only identification. Not authentication

The difference is that Elon does things that benefit HIM

This guy helped a lot of people from coming off stupid

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

His head? I know! Ew

I think that’s been fixed for good while now.

You don’t hear about it anymore

If he does win, he will be removed within 2 weeks after inauguration if not sooner. Trump is losing his marbles fast to dementia. Anybody who votes for Trump better love Vance.

Meanwhile in Quebec, they call them patates

The irony is that if the weather goes to shit then how do these rich assholes think people will be able to drive around. Everything will be destroyed by climate change. No roads, no destinations to go to.

Nah. It’s because he’s killing people to gain territory. Terrorists, kids don’t matter.

For some reason the U.S. is cool with that but not so when Russia is doing it to Ukraine.

Well Taylor Swift is now a billionaire and she popular af.

Emo:

• treats his employees like shit (some are even suing)
• he sends money to the fascist felon
• actively supports the fascist felon on Shitter and IRL
• trying to extort 56 billion from Tesla (to keep him motivated)

Too scary

Why can’t peertube use lemmy accounts too?

Couldn’t they just join the fediverse like masterdon?

I remember articles mentioning that by adding seaweed to the diet of cows, they would produce less methane.

There is also a company is creating lab grown meat. They are starting with chicken breast

Let’s make global warming worse.

Apple uses a modified version of Bluetooth

Edit: for Apple-only version

Why not buy yubikeys for bots?

Alas these people want to be angry and lead has been shown to make people more violent, and less smart.

They are stupid enough to be willing to accept what the HateTV channel says to hate.