I already figured this out, so now I focus on cutting it short for the busy teachers. Tldr first and then whatever details are necessary.

How much time did you waste on Social Media today? Good thing you aren’t actively procrastinating.

I use lynx btw.

If you don’t get it:

It takes the same amount of energy to increase the temperature of water by ~70°C (room temp=30°C and boiling point = 100°C) as it takes to send that cup of water 30 000 meters into the air. (If I did the math right)