We all rebel in our own ways

Coffee infused hot dog. Yeah, I’ve thought about it and that’s fucking awful.

Fun fact about the Lone Ranger, the most likely real world basis for the protagonist is a man named Bass Reeves. He was black, and an escaped slave. The misrepresentation has been present since the beginning, if I’m not mistaken.

The math works out to 5.3k calories? Like, I’ll pop a spoonful of peanut butter as a snack every now and then but holy fuck that’s a lot of peanut butter.

Why would we do that when it’s categorized by age group?

Your thoughts are dirty and you should feel ashamed you disgusting sinner!

Or something, idk they might as well be religious

I imagine men will start behaving differently right around the time your head becomes unlodged from your ass.

Showing yourself in public ≠ posting pictures of yourself online. I understand that, for the terminally online, these things are interchangeable. I am sorry to inform you of this, though it’s probably valuable that you learn it now, but they are not.

This isn’t victim blaming. This is cause and effect.

How fucking dare that creepy disgusting old man look at pictures of young, beautiful women QUEENS on a platform where they’re posting pictures of themselves! This isn’t what the internet is meant for, how dare he!

Hmm

Edit: I just had to edit it, to really hammer home the mockery.

Objectifying women is wrong, but - c’mon. This is the internet, you post pictures of yourself on it and don’t know the consequences? That’s on you, or your parents if you’re below a certain age.

The fall of Rome took over two and a half centuries.

Sometimes you need to accept things are broken and move toward fixing them, not blindly stumble forward expecting everything to right itself.

S T O C H A S T I C T E R R O R I S M

No it doesn’t, it doesn’t clarify anything. So far you’ve completely avoided anything that the other person brought up. You haven’t established what your point actually is, you’ve just gone on and on and I can’t tell if you’re trying to suggest that Dems are unaware that Reps create strawmen or you actually believe that Reps should be afraid of communists.

Neither make sense. I don’t know what you’re trying to say, and I’m a third party - please help me.

Did you point out that they have brain damage from lead poisoning and it might be compromising their ability to think?

But now my ice cream has cold spit on it

Yeah there’s a gulf of difference between what U.S. politicians and billionaires are attempting to do vs what the Russian oligarchs/politicians have already done.

How would you put ‘person who tested various diets and eating habits for the best possible shit to freeze and pick through ice with’ on a resume?

You know, I didn’t think I could hate Musk more - but then he just one ups himself. It’s almost impressive.

Well, it’s stated at the end of the paragraph that the about me was written by ChatGPT.

Listen, we can’t all have the bladder control of a perfectly sculpted Greek God - ok?

Listen, cut him some slack - it’s really hard to keep your hands dry when you’re writing inside of a bubble. They’re very soapy, and you can’t move too much or they’ll pop.

Maybe he should try his hand at teaching too, it seems like he’s got a unique skill for simplifying complicated concepts.