It’s a lyric from an Abba song, “Can you hear the drums, Fernando?”.

Yes, but they may not get an A+ if they do.

At the very least, a lie of omission. He could’ve corrected you.

This article has some cute pictures of them: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-11-29/pygmy-possums-breeding-tiny-marsupials-cupboard-drawer/12919954

Raccoons giveth, and raccoons taketh away.

Thank you for the clarification.

Let’s hope they’re never on fire, then.

It is on the Wiktionary though, weird. https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/fluffle I don’t think it’s a commonly used word, like colony is.

But they are very cute.

Nothing a good wash can’t fix!

I don’t know why you’d say colony when fluffle is an option.

Introverts unite… online. Separately.

As you see, he has moustache to spare!

Yes, but this guy is even MORE French.

Just looks like working smarter, not harder to me.

Yes, it’s very meta.

Apparently, not so much!

Eyyyy! I got mine for $3 from a garage sale. I buy toner every couple of years.

They’re all over the place, but here’s an Instagram account that posts original raccoon memes: https://instagram.com/nocturnaltrashposts?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

“We’ve tried nothin’ and we’re all out of ideas!”