I have one plastic bag that is full of other, crumpled plastic bags.

Were? Did something happen?

Since I rarely have coins handy, I use a clock (if I don’t know the current time, obviously): “If the minutes are odd, yes. Even? No.” (Eg. 2:53 = yes, :54 = no).

Oh geez, mine came back and back and back and while it has been about a decade since then, the last operation (which I guess was the one that worked) ended up with my ass looking like someone just carved a hunk out of the living flesh with an ice-cream scoop.

Foul Ole Ron!

Been there, done that. Hope you’ve recovered.