Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!.. What kind of psi? You said massive, was it mobile? Did it have any mods?.. I need to know!

YOU’RE DID IT!!!

Okay, but… Does it work? All of you can make jokes while I enjoy my tasty pizza!

I see a few people arguing about why anyone would root in 2023. I root because no custom rom is the best but Xposed covers what I need. I also root for many other reasons but the biggest reason is ads. I use AdAway to get rid of ads.

I like you!

I can’t wait to see one of these dumpster fires on the street. I need a good laugh!