So, I would love to know your recipe. Because that’s where I’d guess you fucked it up.

I would guess you used vodka and used either too much vermouth or too little. (I’d guess you used too little rather than too much…) But what do I know?

You used dry vermouth, not sweet?

They are going to give him a laptop, right?!?

So I heard my grandparents having sex when I was around 11-12. They got divorced before I was born and my grandfather married his secretary. They, my grandfather and his secretary, then got divorced about a year later. My grandfather had tons of other ladies around him other times but this time it was my grandmother.

Meh, 4 out 10, wouldn’t want to hear it again.

Agreed!!

I loved this movie!! It has zero dialogue!!

I was a junior in high school when this happened. The weirdest part of it all was my English teacher had it on the TV. We didn’t have class that day we just watched the TV for approx 50mins and then left. It was awful.

So he has a hyper-fixation on winning the peace prize? I wonder which negro black president he’s basing that on??

NATO all capitals!! Goddamnit.

I like this comment the best. These points are all true, undeniable. Aging is funny cause you never can tell how old someone is.

I work at a liquor store with a college feel and holy shit I card everyone!!

You better be careful, I have a bunch of Lego’s, a bunch of time, and a pretty decent camera phone.

So how come this is posted twice?

So why is this same meme posted twice?

I like the fact that Peltier was pardoned.

Wait, what?!?

I miss MySpace. I’ve never had a Facebook account so I miss MySpace. I wouldn’t use it or anything but I miss the idea of MySpace. OK, I don’t really miss MySpace but I wish I could login and look at all the things I said and others said to me.

Mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm

I’m sorry, do people buy AAA games when they first come out?

I did. I saw that they hadn’t read the article and simply corrected them.

She.