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  • You don’t know anything. There’s a reason that the real name of “bears” is taboo in many cultures. Just the act of saying its true name made the ancients shit their pants in fear of accidently summoning one. Bears are no joke. They kill on a whim. You can’t reason with bears. You can’t plead with bears. Bears are equal opportunity killers. They kill men, women, children, trans, straight, queer, ponybros, attack helicopters all the same. Your only chance is to make yourself appear too much a hassle that they rather go eat something else. Let all these women and men who approve of the OP’s post be tested irl. See if they will sing the same tune.










  • It was an inside job. Obi Wan paid the Sand People to kill the Jawas and Luke’s auncle and aunt so that Luke will follow him to become a Jedi. Remember, the Sand People thinks Obi Wan is a mythical monster/god.

    > but but Obi Wan is a good guy!

    No! Obi Wan has shown in the Prequels to be a sly manipulative guy. He justifies everything by “looking at it from a certain point of view”. He lied to Luke about Vader too. He’s also not above mind controlling " weak minded" muggles. All the pieces line up. Wake up banthaples!