Not a veteran, but… During the 90s, while still in primary school, a friend of mine bought a Chip magazine with a CD attached and instructions inside the magazine how to install a mysterious thing called “Linux” from said CD. It was supposed to be something like Windows 95, but new, better and it had a Penguin on it, so we decided to try it.

We followed magazine’s installation guide to the letter (or at least we thought so) until the installation stuck at error saying KERNEL PANIC!!! and wouldn’t let us finish. We didn’t understand English much back then, but we found the panicking kernel hilarious. Anyway, we figured it’s been enough h4Ck!nG for that day and got back to playing Diablo 1.

special offer 1$ monthly

How does one get such an offer?

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How could you possibly not be woken up by this?

Take it to a vet.

Thank you!

A soap opera thanks to which Germany can avoid actual reparations and Tusk can announce “success” to his voters.

Overruled 👨‍⚖️

Coffee because tea doesn’t contain caffeine… I think I only drink tea when I’m sick and I add a ton of honey and lemon juice so it doesn’t even tastes like tea anymore.

Great website.

True Neutral

It doesn’t necessarily have to be ‘work’, people used to make websites out of passion. Now everyone wants to monetize everything.

A small child nicked my keys and dropped them somewhere in a large field. A detector was cheaper than a new electronic key for my car.

That is hilarious and quite interesting!

And that stopped you from buying?

Why would anyone pay for viewing a website?

Here’s the context from the linked article under that “woke reviewers” sentence:

And a follow-up:

“if a reviewer objects to a character because of identity politics, I call that woke…”

I kind of agree with him. I initially didn’t want to play the game because of all the bugs people were posting on reddit and because of reviews saying the game is average and pointing out some dialogs that were supposed to be bad or cringe.

Played it later when it came to PS+ and the game was amazing! The bugs had been fixed by then, and the dialogs were actually very good. The supposed bad dialogs from reviews were taken out of context to look bad.

They better not switch date to MM-DD-YYYY format.

But do they find it tasty?

I’m not interested in cloud gaming but I don’t see anything bad (or ironic?) about this.

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