“Just stop being sad!”

If only it was that easy…

Oatmeal?! Are you crazy?!

Sweet! What does mine say?

Thanks! I hate it…

How do I delete someone else’s comment?

https://youtube.com/shorts/G1xEG4IuVv4?si=nMR-7pKqQaHb-B5X

A better sign would be:

!DANGER

POOL CLOSED

SHIT

Send via Bluetooth…

So a dire-plumber? Like a regular plumber but dire…

Wow! It’s like a regular e-scooter, but with a way worse footplate. And probably marked up to the nines…

No fucking way. I ain’t gonna’ die fighting for the inflated egos, of the morons in charge of the world powers and their ass-lickers. I’d gather up my loved ones and leave in a heartbeat, if my country started forced conscription. I’m not enough of a nationalist to die “for king and fatherland”, no matter how much i like this little country.

Wonder if they could make an explosive filled Cessna stealthy enough for that…

It’s only a matter of time before one of those old ships sticks us with a giant cleanup bill, and an environmental disaster in our waters. I know international waters are free for all, but some things should just not be allowed.

Also, a tiny pet peeve of mine: You can’t just replace an “ø” with an “o”. That’s like spelling “Smith” like “Smoth”. If it’s a font or system limitation; use “ö” or “oe”. I’m not a huge fan of the guy, but his name is “Løkke” not “Lokke”.

Reminds me of this:

You first…

Also; good luck jumping a truck with fucking 8-gauge wire.

Yes, but we also have proportional representation in our parliaments. Making gradual ideological change realistic.

No; in a free market without regulation. the bigger fish outcompetes the smaller ones, or buys them outright. Which then is exactly why enshittification works in the first place.

Yes.

I also identify as a 1x38B. My pronouns are Error/Failure

I give it about a 98,5% chance, that the ones wanting to name their kid “Mötley”, have no clue how “ö” is actually pronounced.